Trio Pines posted its best sales ever for the month of March, breaking all records and creating talk of a ticker-tape parade through the streets of La Mirada, California. The local government is not as enthusiastic about that, however, and so we'll celebrate quietly, giving all employees an extra five minutes on their lunch hour for the month of April.
And, no, this is not an April Fool's joke. Okay, the parade thing is sort of made up, and the extra five minute lunch hour is just weird, but the sales were real. The numbers don't lie.
For the record, our April First joke was that we hired Danica Patrick as the official Trio Pines spokesperson. Hey it was fun to think about . . .